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Mona, you're home!

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Oh! Oh! Ohh!

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Oh, I miss my sister.

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Don't you ever go
away for a month again.

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It was a week.

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Well, you know I round
up when I'm miserable.

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My clerkship has been hell,

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sorting through torts and writs.

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And look at what's
left of my nails.

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I had to ghetto-rig pinky
and pointer with crazy glue.

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Yes, Dee Dee, I had a great
vacation. So glad you asked.

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Anyway, Maui was amazing.
I biked down a volcano,

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I tried every tropical
drink on the island,

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and got rubbed down
by a Hawaiian hottie

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with fingers I wish I could've
brought back to the mainland.

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So this is what envy feels like.

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I've heard people speak of it,

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but I've never
experienced it till now.

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I don't like it.

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I am completely re-energized.

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This is gonna be my year.

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And to celebrate I brought home

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some really
expensive island rum.

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Oh.

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Bring me a glass.

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I'll wring you out a Mai Tai.

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♪ Through this
journey of discovery ♪

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♪ you're finding
you, I'm finding me ♪

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♪ now that I have
someone special ♪

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♪ who brings out the joy ♪

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♪ brings out the joy ♪

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♪ inside of me ♪

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♪ we can become
whatever we want ♪

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♪ all we need is lovin', yeah ♪

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♪ that's the way I
feel it should be ♪

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♪ you and me ♪

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[Off-key] ♪ me ♪

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Ooh. Who is this
man-a-licious wonder?

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My hunk from haleakala.

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Mmm!

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Tell me you did dirty
and decadent things.

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Adam, if I told you that,

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it would be all over the
office. And yeah, I did.

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Aloha, Mona.

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- Hey!
- Spencer: Wait!

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Is that "hello" or "good-bye"?

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It's both.

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Well, how do you know
if you're coming or going?

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Think about it.

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Morning, people who work for me.

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Hey, Kai.

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Hope things didn't fall
apart while I was away.

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You were gone?

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To Hawaii. For 6 days.

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Oh. Well, it was a
very productive 6 days

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thanks to Spencer.

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The man's got skills.

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And I got some you haven't seen.

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That's what overtime's for.

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Wow.

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When I left, Kai was
barely talking to you,

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but it looks like you brought
her butter back on warm.

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Well, what can I say?
They all come back.

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Or just move on.

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Look what Mona moved on to.

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Sex in spandex.

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Who's dude?

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So, Spence, catch me up

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with what you did
so well around here,

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other than wear muscle shirts.

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Do you even own sleeves?

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Mona, I can't believe

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you hooked up with some guy.

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Don't you remember?
Just 2 weeks ago?

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Me and you? On my couch?

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Doing this?

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Did you change toothpaste?

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Did you use toothpaste?

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That was kinda different.

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Well, Spence, let's be honest.

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You've been flirting with Kai,

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and I had innocent, none of
your business fun in Hawaii.

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Plus your dad's
dating my mom now.

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So... maybe what
happened between us

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was in the moment, and...

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The moment's passed,
but we're still best friends.

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Yeah.

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So, did you at least remember

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to bring a brother back
his macadamia nuts?

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Even better.

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A sewing kit and shower
cap from the hotel.

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Oh, nobody loves me like you do.

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Hey.

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Looks like a fabulous
vacation, care bear.

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You say you bought
this package online?

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Did you find it on "gotta get
away from your mom. Com?"

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Actually, it was a link from

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"my stepmother's botoxing
away all my daddy's money.Com."

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Mona, what is this odd looking
thing with a hump in the ocean?

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Oh, that's me, swimming
with the dolphins.

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I don't see any dolphins.

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Well, I kinda scared 'em off

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after the giant
turtle snapped at me,

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and I went crashing face-first
into the side of the boat,

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but I only slightly
chipped my tooth.

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And you now what
else I did this trip?

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I conquered one
of my greatest fears.

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You used a comb?

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You got a private piercing.

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How private?

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Father in the room.

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Ok, the guessing portion
of our game is over.

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I conquered my fear of horses.

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I went riding every
day, and I loved it.

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I just wish I could do it more.

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Honey, why haven't
you asked Dee Dee

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if you could ride her horse?

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'Cause I didn't know
Dee Dee had a horse.

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Oh, of course, you did.

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It's the one Charles gave
her when she was a little girl.

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That old nag is still alive?

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Yes. Apparently nags
have a long life span.

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I still remember the day
that damn horse arrived.

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I was running just
a few minutes late

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and all hell broke loose.

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Mona, I didn't mean to
get bubblicious in your hair.

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Stupid little sister.

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You're the stupid.

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You know they're gonna
have to cut this out.

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I'm gonna be half bald.

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Want me to do the other side?

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Where is that woman?

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If I were Phyllis, I'd
be at a plastic surgeon.

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But knowing her, she's probably at
pic 'n save picking out plastic shoes.

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Bet if I was holding
a child support check,

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she'd have been here 5 minutes
early so she could snatch it.

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Narrator: Of course the
horse arrived on time.

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My pony! My pony!

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He's so beautiful. Just like me.

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I think I'll name him
"daddy's favorite,"

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ha, just like me.

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I wanna go home.

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Oh, sweetheart.

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[Tires screech]

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Perfect.

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If only she could've been
this late for our wedding.

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So, Charles, one
horse, 2 daughters.

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Help me with the
math, little man.

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Well...

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I'll tell you what
it adds up to.

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One jackass of a father.

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You know what?
This is the last time

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I'm gonna put my
daughter through this.

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Next time you wanna see
Mona, you can come to her.

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Phyllis, you can't be serious.

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Look at my face.

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Must we?

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Come on, baby.

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What the hell
happened to your head?

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How come we never
talk about the good times?

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Oh, that's right. You
weren't in any of them.

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Dee Dee, why did you lie to me
about your horse all these years?

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Cover your ears, coco.
It's about to get ugly.

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Mona, I didn't lie.

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I simply omitted the truth

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because I knew
it was a sore spot.

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You damn skippy it's a sore spot

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when a father buys a horse

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for one daughter
and not the other.

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You know what my sore spot is?

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You bringing up the same
damn sore spot year after year.

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Well, it happens
to be my favorite.

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Now, from that day on, whenever
that child got on a carousel,

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she would burst into tears.

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This next one's a picture
of me with a seagull.

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Any traumatic memories of me
with a seagull we should revisit?

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Just that one time at the pier

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when one tried to fly off
with your special shoe.

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Poor thing hobbled after
that bird all afternoon.

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Morning, Kai.

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Adam, got any paper clips?

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Sorry. I just put the
last box in Kai's office.

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Oh. Well, I'll just
get some from Mona.

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So, my paperclips
ain't good enough?

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You like Mona's
paperclips better?

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Well, I would've let you do
anything with my paperclips.

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But, no. Gotta have Mona's.

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Don't you even think about
getting close to these paperclips.

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I got a feeling that
wasn't about paperclips.

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Obviously, you've
done something wrong,

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which isn't that
hard to believe.

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I know. I just don't remember
doing anything stupid.

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Well, the stupid usually don't.

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Dee Dee's always saying she
wants to have a close relationship.

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Then daddy's favorite is the
thing she chooses to keep secret?

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That dumb horse is the reason we
didn't see each other for almost 10 years.

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That's right. There was no way

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I was gonna make
my baby go over there

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and have horse
rubbed in her face.

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And it irritates me that I cannot
get through one calendar year

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without Dee Dee dropping
an emotional bomb on me.

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What did I tell you? I'll
tell you what I told you.

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I told you, you can't
trust those Dee dees.

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They suck you in, and
then they slap you down.

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They so do.

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How am I gonna look at Dee Dee
and pretend like nothing's wrong?

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Well, the only adult thing to do

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is grow from the
disappointment and let it go.

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00:09:05,283 --> 00:09:07,763
But what you're gonna do is
buy yourself a bigger, better horse.

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Ma, that is petty
in its purest form.

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I love it.

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I'm gonna buy me a
bigger, better horse!

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Mm-hmm. It starts
with the sugar cubes.

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Next thing you know,
you're in the dark,

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scarfing down deep-fried candy.

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I've been there,
Mona. It's not pretty.

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These aren't for me.
They're for my horse.

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Then come the lies.

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No, fool. I bought an
actual horse 3 days ago,

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and it's being
delivered this afternoon.

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You know, when you
decide to save on gas,

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you really go for it.

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You know what? I'm gonna
go meet my new best friend,

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who, among other benefits,

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has an ass that's
bigger than mine.

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Spencer! My Hummer
needs to be detailed.

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And this time, don't leave
the seat on gangsta lean.

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I couldn't reach the brake.

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Damn.

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I didn't barely get
through college for this.

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What's really going on?

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I thought you'd never ask.

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I've confirmed that Kai's mood

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is definitely swinging
because of you.

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Behold, Kai's note pad and
my first grade decoding skills.

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"Torture Spencer slowly."

237
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That can't be good.

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I also found this
unfinished tootsie pop,

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which is unusual,

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because Kai always
gnaws her way to the center

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of her tootsie pops, ergo more
than a little something is amiss.

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I'm not following you, man.

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Not unexpected.

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But there's more.

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The pop is chocolate,

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which Kai only eats on
wednesdays before noon,

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which gives us a
time of the incident,

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but what's missing is motive.

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Your detective
skills are kind of tight.

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Well, I read a lot of
"Nancy drew" as a child.

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It's all coming to
an end, blackie-o.

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00:11:09,494 --> 00:11:11,374
Hey, Mona!

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What are you doing here?

254
00:11:13,368 --> 00:11:15,848
Did you change your mind
about riding daddy's favorite?

255
00:11:15,936 --> 00:11:17,416
Mona: No, don't need to.

256
00:11:17,502 --> 00:11:19,162
Bought my own horse.

257
00:11:19,243 --> 00:11:20,333
You bought a horse?

258
00:11:20,418 --> 00:11:21,768
With my own money.

259
00:11:21,855 --> 00:11:26,025
So enjoy your ride on
your 18-year-old horse

260
00:11:26,120 --> 00:11:27,430
and when you're done,

261
00:11:27,512 --> 00:11:29,472
come over and see my
brand new shiny one.

262
00:11:33,780 --> 00:11:35,700
[Clicking tongue]

263
00:11:37,740 --> 00:11:41,740
[Reading names]

264
00:11:43,572 --> 00:11:45,532
Um... excuse me?

265
00:11:45,617 --> 00:11:46,877
I'm looking for my horse.

266
00:11:46,967 --> 00:11:47,837
He's supposed
to be in this stall.

267
00:11:47,924 --> 00:11:49,494
He's in there.

268
00:11:49,578 --> 00:11:51,148
He is?

269
00:11:51,232 --> 00:11:52,322
Down.

270
00:11:58,630 --> 00:11:59,540
That is not a horse.

271
00:11:59,631 --> 00:12:01,021
That is a dog with a mane.

272
00:12:01,111 --> 00:12:02,241
No, that's a horse.

273
00:12:02,330 --> 00:12:04,200
Your horse.

274
00:12:04,288 --> 00:12:06,858
That does not look at
all like what I saw on-line.

275
00:12:06,943 --> 00:12:08,423
Ok, it looks like
the horse on-line,

276
00:12:08,510 --> 00:12:10,600
but I didn't realize the
picture was actual size.

277
00:12:10,686 --> 00:12:12,426
You bought a horse on-line?

278
00:12:12,514 --> 00:12:13,734
I buy everything on-line.

279
00:12:13,820 --> 00:12:15,210
That's where the bargains are.

280
00:12:15,299 --> 00:12:16,649
I've never had a problem.

281
00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:18,606
Hell, you got a problem now.

282
00:12:18,694 --> 00:12:21,704
They probably photographed
him in front of a tiny little barn.

283
00:12:22,785 --> 00:12:25,265
How long will it take
this thing to get big?

284
00:12:25,353 --> 00:12:27,273
That's as big as he gets.

285
00:12:27,355 --> 00:12:30,355
What you got here is
a full-grown miniature.

286
00:12:30,445 --> 00:12:34,225
In fact, he's about
18... 19 years old.

287
00:12:34,318 --> 00:12:35,708
And his name is Bob.

288
00:12:35,798 --> 00:12:36,968
I'll go get your paperwork.

289
00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:40,318
You're killin' me, Bob.

290
00:12:41,673 --> 00:12:43,283
[Dee Dee]: Hey, Mona.

291
00:12:43,371 --> 00:12:46,721
So, Dee Dee, what do you think?

292
00:12:46,809 --> 00:12:48,939
I think she's beautiful,

293
00:12:49,029 --> 00:12:51,679
but I can't believe the
Hendersons sold their horse.

294
00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:53,251
Tough economic times.

295
00:12:53,337 --> 00:12:54,947
Everybody's cutting back.

296
00:12:55,035 --> 00:12:57,645
Mona, this horse is
worth, like, 50 grand.

297
00:12:57,733 --> 00:12:58,973
Where did you come up with that?

298
00:12:58,995 --> 00:13:00,735
That's between me
and the Andersons.

299
00:13:00,823 --> 00:13:03,093
[Both] Hendersons.

300
00:13:03,173 --> 00:13:04,653
Here you are.

301
00:13:04,740 --> 00:13:06,740
Here's a bag of treats.

302
00:13:06,829 --> 00:13:08,439
Don't give him the
full amount, though.

303
00:13:08,526 --> 00:13:09,526
It'll kill him.

304
00:13:10,572 --> 00:13:15,142
Oh, and this little
guy can't stay here.

305
00:13:15,229 --> 00:13:17,009
These minis freak
the real horses out.

306
00:13:19,233 --> 00:13:20,893
This is your horse?

307
00:13:20,974 --> 00:13:22,634
Mona, you just lied to my face.

308
00:13:22,714 --> 00:13:24,504
So? You've been
lying to me for years

309
00:13:24,586 --> 00:13:25,846
about daddy's favorite.

310
00:13:25,935 --> 00:13:27,805
Because I was
trying to protect you.

311
00:13:27,894 --> 00:13:29,244
I was being a good sister.

312
00:13:29,330 --> 00:13:30,940
Oh, you always have an excuse.

313
00:13:31,027 --> 00:13:32,347
You think you're
smarter than everybody.

314
00:13:32,376 --> 00:13:34,116
I have been tested.

315
00:13:34,204 --> 00:13:36,954
And I'm not the one who's
standing here with half a horse!

316
00:13:37,033 --> 00:13:39,123
You know, when I saw
you come here today,

317
00:13:39,209 --> 00:13:42,339
I thought that we could
put this horse poo behind us.

318
00:13:42,430 --> 00:13:44,430
Well, now we can.

319
00:13:44,519 --> 00:13:45,519
You have a horse,

320
00:13:45,563 --> 00:13:47,043
and I have a horse.

321
00:13:48,523 --> 00:13:50,183
We're even.

322
00:13:50,264 --> 00:13:54,014
That's what this is
about... Getting even?

323
00:13:54,094 --> 00:13:57,974
Mona, you keep holding a grudge for
something that I had no control over.

324
00:13:58,054 --> 00:14:00,974
My dad bought
me a horse. I was 6!

325
00:14:01,057 --> 00:14:02,927
And if you're never
going to get over the past,

326
00:14:03,016 --> 00:14:06,316
then I don't know what we've
been doing for the last 2 years.

327
00:14:06,410 --> 00:14:07,320
But...

328
00:14:07,411 --> 00:14:08,411
Unnh!

329
00:14:10,371 --> 00:14:12,681
I wanna go back to Hawaii.

330
00:14:12,764 --> 00:14:13,774
How about you, Bob?

331
00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:15,553
You'd probably fit overhead.

332
00:14:17,813 --> 00:14:19,473
After an exhaustive
search of the office,

333
00:14:19,554 --> 00:14:21,034
here's what I uncovered.

334
00:14:21,121 --> 00:14:23,511
Chocolate sugar shards
found at this very spot

335
00:14:23,601 --> 00:14:26,261
matching those of the
hastily-discarded tootsie pop.

336
00:14:26,343 --> 00:14:29,223
Now, obviously Kai saw
something disturbing,

337
00:14:29,303 --> 00:14:31,443
which caused her
mouth to fall open thusly.

338
00:14:34,482 --> 00:14:36,832
Hence causing the pop to drop.

339
00:14:36,919 --> 00:14:38,229
Hmm.

340
00:14:38,312 --> 00:14:39,882
The question is...

341
00:14:39,966 --> 00:14:42,056
What did Kai see?

342
00:14:42,142 --> 00:14:43,752
I'm the detective here!

343
00:14:44,971 --> 00:14:46,491
The question is...

344
00:14:46,581 --> 00:14:48,761
What did Kai see?

345
00:14:50,324 --> 00:14:51,804
Adam: Looking
toward the bullpen,

346
00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:53,501
she would've seen
a flurry of activity

347
00:14:53,588 --> 00:14:55,458
and me hard at work at my desk.

348
00:14:55,546 --> 00:14:58,676
Actually I'd found a
hot, gay dating website.

349
00:14:58,767 --> 00:15:00,457
Which she couldn't
possibly have known.

350
00:15:02,510 --> 00:15:05,380
Which only leaves the
view into Mona's office.

351
00:15:05,469 --> 00:15:07,909
What disturbing thing
did Kai see there?

352
00:15:07,994 --> 00:15:09,564
Knowing Mona?

353
00:15:09,647 --> 00:15:10,947
Not much.

354
00:15:12,259 --> 00:15:13,449
Nothing ever
happens in... [Gasps]

355
00:15:13,477 --> 00:15:14,517
Oh.

356
00:15:22,704 --> 00:15:24,664
Shoot. If I'd known
she liked to watch,

357
00:15:24,749 --> 00:15:25,659
I could've put a whole...

358
00:15:25,750 --> 00:15:26,750
[stamps foot] Spencer!

359
00:15:29,711 --> 00:15:32,321
Kai doesn't like what she saw.

360
00:15:32,409 --> 00:15:34,289
That's why she's making
your life a living hell.

361
00:15:34,324 --> 00:15:35,764
Mystery solved.

362
00:15:35,847 --> 00:15:36,757
[Kai] Spencer.

363
00:15:36,848 --> 00:15:38,148
How are you with grout?

364
00:15:39,416 --> 00:15:41,766
Kai, I know why
you're mad at me,

365
00:15:41,853 --> 00:15:43,943
and, frankly, I can't blame you.

366
00:15:44,030 --> 00:15:46,750
So you admit you led me to believe
there could be something between us

367
00:15:46,815 --> 00:15:48,945
and the whole time
you were feeling Mona?

368
00:15:49,035 --> 00:15:50,905
Ok, now I know why
you're mad at me.

369
00:15:52,212 --> 00:15:53,952
There's only one
way to fix this.

370
00:15:59,567 --> 00:16:01,657
Did you use toothpaste?

371
00:16:04,180 --> 00:16:07,140
Man! My lips have gone limp.

372
00:16:07,227 --> 00:16:09,967
Yeah. I made a whole lot
of somethin' out of nothin'.

373
00:16:10,056 --> 00:16:11,796
Uh, "nothin's" kind of harsh.

374
00:16:11,883 --> 00:16:13,493
Not for that wet mess.

375
00:16:15,017 --> 00:16:17,317
Look, Spencer, you
can't just go around

376
00:16:17,411 --> 00:16:19,461
putting your lips on
people in the workplace.

377
00:16:19,543 --> 00:16:21,463
What do you think
this is, a strip joint?

378
00:16:21,545 --> 00:16:25,325
Look, I am implementing a
strict sexual harassment policy.

379
00:16:25,419 --> 00:16:28,199
Adam, cancel your plans.
You got a lot of typing to do.

380
00:16:28,291 --> 00:16:31,691
And I don't mean that fake typing
you do on that man-on-man website.

381
00:16:36,865 --> 00:16:39,345
You always gotta drag
somebody down witcha!

382
00:16:44,786 --> 00:16:47,396
Of course! He would be
great for stud service...

383
00:16:47,484 --> 00:16:51,534
As long as the other horse is lying
on the ground and doesn't move much.

384
00:16:51,619 --> 00:16:52,619
[Knock on the door]

385
00:16:53,882 --> 00:16:55,622
I've come to lodge a complaint

386
00:16:55,710 --> 00:16:57,230
about the horse
you're harboring.

387
00:16:57,320 --> 00:16:59,670
It kept me awake all
night clomping around.

388
00:16:59,757 --> 00:17:02,887
Bob was in bed by 8:00.
That was me pacing.

389
00:17:02,978 --> 00:17:06,548
Well, he's smelly,
he drools and...

390
00:17:06,634 --> 00:17:08,984
Where in the hell did he
get these ridiculous shoes?

391
00:17:10,246 --> 00:17:12,896
So you don't like
Bob? Well, tough.

392
00:17:12,988 --> 00:17:15,208
'Cause I love my house
horse and I'm keeping him.

393
00:17:16,948 --> 00:17:19,078
Phyllis, nice saddle!

394
00:17:19,168 --> 00:17:20,888
Although it's not going
to be very slimming.

395
00:17:20,952 --> 00:17:23,132
Perhaps you
should've got it in black.

396
00:17:23,216 --> 00:17:25,216
Joke all you want, skyscraper,

397
00:17:25,305 --> 00:17:27,915
but we have our own horse now,
so you're no better than we are.

398
00:17:28,003 --> 00:17:30,313
Well, you wait till
daddy hears about this.

399
00:17:32,007 --> 00:17:35,137
Oh, my. I have
handbags bigger than that.

400
00:17:36,794 --> 00:17:38,714
How is this thing
supposed to put

401
00:17:38,796 --> 00:17:40,186
your sister's horse to shame?

402
00:17:40,276 --> 00:17:41,596
I can't believe you
messed this up, Mona!

403
00:17:41,625 --> 00:17:43,185
But, ma, i...

404
00:17:43,279 --> 00:17:44,599
I told you not to buy
livestock over the Internet.

405
00:17:44,628 --> 00:17:45,978
Ain't that what mama told you?

406
00:17:47,022 --> 00:17:49,072
Tell you what, phyl.
We'll buy him from you.

407
00:17:49,155 --> 00:17:51,235
It'd make a lovely
plaything for drew.

408
00:17:51,331 --> 00:17:53,381
Or a chew toy for coco.

409
00:17:53,463 --> 00:17:55,863
Oh, no, it will not.
Mona's keeping this horse.

410
00:17:55,944 --> 00:17:59,214
And she's gonna ride him
even if his little knees buckle.

411
00:17:59,295 --> 00:18:00,685
Hold up, you two.

412
00:18:00,775 --> 00:18:03,035
Now, you've both
got this all wrong.

413
00:18:03,125 --> 00:18:05,475
Anyone can have a riding horse,

414
00:18:05,562 --> 00:18:09,262
but Mona purposely
chose this special little guy

415
00:18:09,349 --> 00:18:12,739
to expertly train as
a seeing-eye horse.

416
00:18:12,830 --> 00:18:14,050
But Mona's not blind.

417
00:18:14,136 --> 00:18:15,136
No...

418
00:18:16,182 --> 00:18:19,622
But she did have that lazy eye.

419
00:18:19,707 --> 00:18:22,487
And because of her
own history of deformity,

420
00:18:22,579 --> 00:18:27,279
she's empathetic to the blind and
why am I making up this ridiculous lie?!

421
00:18:28,716 --> 00:18:31,146
You know, none of this
would even be happening

422
00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:35,420
if you two weren't constantly
ripping the scab off of old wounds

423
00:18:35,505 --> 00:18:37,895
and living out your
rivalry through us.

424
00:18:37,986 --> 00:18:40,116
Well, I'm done with both of you.

425
00:18:40,206 --> 00:18:42,526
Dee Dee, you have clearly been
spending too much time with these people.

426
00:18:42,556 --> 00:18:44,596
Remember mother's
rule number 48?

427
00:18:44,688 --> 00:18:46,598
Never turn on family.

428
00:18:46,690 --> 00:18:50,480
These people are our family.

429
00:18:50,564 --> 00:18:51,564
Onnh!

430
00:18:52,783 --> 00:18:55,103
If I weren't so offended, I'd
wash your mouth out with soap.

431
00:18:56,222 --> 00:18:57,222
And I'd let her.

432
00:19:00,008 --> 00:19:02,748
Wow! All we have to do
is tell them they're family

433
00:19:02,837 --> 00:19:04,837
and they shut up
and leave us alone?

434
00:19:04,926 --> 00:19:07,616
I knew a little sister would
come in handy some day.

435
00:19:07,711 --> 00:19:08,761
For something.

436
00:19:11,628 --> 00:19:15,108
Even though I've only
had Bob for 48 hours,

437
00:19:15,197 --> 00:19:16,497
I'm gonna miss him.

438
00:19:16,590 --> 00:19:17,990
Although it did
kind of creep me out

439
00:19:18,069 --> 00:19:19,379
when he watched
me in the shower.

440
00:19:20,594 --> 00:19:23,074
So, is Phyllis still giving
you the silent treatment?

441
00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:24,602
Yep. Loving it.

442
00:19:25,773 --> 00:19:27,213
You know, Mona,

443
00:19:27,296 --> 00:19:28,986
if ever anything
is bothering us,

444
00:19:29,080 --> 00:19:31,560
we should always feel free
to just get it out in the open.

445
00:19:31,648 --> 00:19:33,258
Yeah?

446
00:19:33,346 --> 00:19:36,126
Would you ever consider
renaming daddy's favorite?

447
00:19:36,218 --> 00:19:37,478
Uh, no.

448
00:19:37,567 --> 00:19:39,067
But didn't it feel
good to get that out?

449
00:19:39,090 --> 00:19:42,360
Uh, no, stupid little sister.

450
00:19:42,442 --> 00:19:44,182
Now, that felt good.

451
00:19:44,270 --> 00:19:45,270
Come on, Bob.

452
00:19:48,970 --> 00:19:51,840
So do you want to
ride daddy's favorite?

453
00:19:51,929 --> 00:19:53,709
Only since I was 9!

454
00:20:02,810 --> 00:20:05,940
Wow! You look good up there.

455
00:20:06,030 --> 00:20:07,210
I'm sure I do.

456
00:20:07,293 --> 00:20:08,513
That's why, when I ride him,

457
00:20:08,598 --> 00:20:11,648
I'm calling him
"rightfully mine."

458
00:20:11,732 --> 00:20:13,212
Tell you what.

459
00:20:13,299 --> 00:20:14,889
Let's see if he stops
when you call him that.

460
00:20:14,909 --> 00:20:15,689
Hyah!

461
00:20:15,779 --> 00:20:18,909
Mona: Aah!

462
00:20:25,267 --> 00:20:27,917
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